The dread pirate Roberts never takes prisoners

Just so we are all aware of how I feel, I love my wife Andrea Margaret VanDerHerberg. Unashamedly, unabashedly, loudly and with deepest sincerity, I love my wife. She has eyes like the sea after a storm. She is beautiful and pure. She works hard and loves with a genuine love. She wears her heart on her sleeve and although she, more than anyone, has the power to upset me or make my day, she almost always tries to make my day and almost always succeeds. Forget the stone-cold girls with big sunglasses who act like they are too cool to talk to anyone; anybody can do that. I can do that. But I won’t. Be genuine. Love deeply. Laugh. Cry. Next time you see her, tell her I told you she is beautiful.

Michael